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Cats are jerks, duh
lyrics
cats are jerks
they think they own everything,
you better pet them when they want you to,
or else you're screwed
cats are jerks
they're trying to take over the world
we feed em by the hand
don't you think its getting out of hand?
what could those cats out there be planning?
to trip me down the stairs
cover my couch with hair
to pee in my bed
to meow until their fed
I see them eyeing my sushi dinner
get a bite they might
these cats and I will fight
I gave em kitty delight
this sushi dinner is min-oh, they ate it.
how did that cat get into my briefcase?
I swear it was locked up with a key
I've seen these kitty cats
plotting in the garden
how did they build that guillotine?
cat's sure do the silliest things am I right?
cats are jerks
they think they own everything
you better pet them when they want you to,
or else you're screwed
cus cats are jerks
they're trying to take over the world,
getting high on all the catnip
that the stole from the store
those cats are being awfully suspicious
in the way they walk, in the way they play,
in the way they talk, wait, cat's can't talk, right?
I heard something about world domination
they wanna rule the world, they want kitty treats,
they want all the yarn, they think it's neat,
the ground opened up and out flew a yarn shaped space ship,
before I knew it, it lifted off into outer space,
i mean it was just so adorable and nothing bad could possibly come from that!
cats are jerks
they think they own everything
you better pet them when they want you to,
or else your screwed
cus cats are jerks
they're trying to take over the world
We feed em by the hand
don't you think its getting out of hand?
so those cats went out and launched a nuclear missile
and deployed giant war machines
unless we give them all of the catnip
tt's death to all of humanity
those silly kittys! What will they do next?
cats are jerks
they think they own everything,
you better pet them when they want you to
or else you're screwed
cus cats are jerks
they started a global war
It's the end of humanity
and the end of the world
cats are jerks, they think they own everything,
and now it seems
that they do.
This is not at all I genre I listen to often yet this entire album is such a jam that I could remember every song from the list after almost 5 months! Gwen Hemoxia
This album takes the underlying darkness under Rigel's Star's sound and pushes it to the forefront in another emotionally gripping album about death and mourning.
The standout for me is "Infinite Maze" where he trades out his normal poppy sound for a somber and oh-so-powerful indie guitar lick. Ms. D.O.S. aka SquirrelGirl
Deep and emotional, but still upbeat, danceable and feel-good. With catchy melodies, bright guitars, minor chords, and smooth mellow vocals in verses that soar through emotional choruses, the album was clearly influenced by some of the great British New Wave sounds; if you'd told me From a Kite was an unreleased The Cure single I wouldn't have been surprised at all.
Every successive album this artist releases sets a new bar. Building the Dream Machine is their best work yet. cmac_aus